Wednesday, January 27, 2010

WHO KEEPS THE MED PROFESSION BUSY?!?

ME, ME, PICK ME!!!!

Eli always used to tell me that it's people like me that raise the insurance rates for everbody else. I always countered with an argument that involved something along the lines of why have insurance if you never use it? I'm sure there was a kernel of truth on both sides and let's just say I'm putting both to the test right now.

In the last couple days, I've been told that:
  • I don't have to have allergy SHOTS after about 15 years! But, suddenly, my allergies have morphed from molds & pollens to . . . peanuts & soy beans!
  • I "might" have OCULAR THYROID DISEASE and need to see an opthamologist ASAP.
  • I "might" have EYELID-SPECIFIC ECZEMA and need to see a dermatologist ASAP.
The only thing I know for sure right now is that I:
  • Am loving my new dining room table (CostPlus World Market = fab).
  • Have to take the Beetle in to get a headlight replaced very early tomorrow.
  • Have a giganto baked potato calling my name from my kitchen. I am about to load it with an equally large portions of both cottage cheese and Safeway's "Mexican Four-Cheese Blend." Peanuts and soy beans . . . who needs you.

3 comments:

  1. "There was a little bird, and he did a little turd on top of the telephone pole....then he stretched out his neck and he gave a little peck and he closed up his little @*& hole".....Grandpa Chambers daughter

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  2. hey


    Just saying hello while I read through the posts


    hopefully this is just what im looking for looks like i have a lot to read.

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  3. Hi man

    It is my first time here. I just wanted to say hi!

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