Saturday, October 23, 2010

IF WISHES WERE HORSES

then beggars would ride.
If packing was easy than
I wouldn't be fried.

If I wasn't so anal
About things very small
Then I would've been done with
The biggest task of them all.


LOL Cat Says "I hidin' in ur bags & breakin' ur back"
LOL Cat Says "I purrin' ur Vodka & helpin' u pack"

ARGH. I've done many Drago trips. That have included  varied climates and 3+ months and camping and what have you. And ridicule from both Brit drivers and multi-national pax about my massive amounts of luggage. Yet, here I am again. Waiting until virtually the last minute and "editing" what I want to take and "evaluating" what I need to take. And still ending up with two huge bags plus a backpack. REALLY???? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??????

And you know what? I'm gonna just do what I always do. Create a massive amount of self-angst, hope I can sneak some of my stuff on the truck before it's associated with me and be massively self-important when somebody wants to borrow my duct tape or xtra strength Immodium or only-in-US-campers-TP.

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