LET'S TALK ABOUT CORDS

My Mom kept the piece of my umbilical cord that dropped off in a small glass jar for MANY years. It was really disgusting and she finally threw it away. I still have my belly button, of course, but I can't STAND to have it touched. Even by me. The mere thought of having someone touch my belly-button almost gives me the dry heaves.

Anywho. I was doing some light furniture assembly/rearranging around the apartment tonight and realized that I really hate electrical cords The way they dangle and bunch up and just lay or hang there completely messy, hideous, mocking. Like these you see here.

It pains me to look at them, but at least I can touch them without getting sick to my stomach.