there's cute and then there's CUTE

I finally found the perfect car. And, yes, it is CUTE!!!! I have a crush on it, that's how cute it is. It's much easier to maintain than a relationship. It's a little used, so I don't have to train it or break it in. I can say whatever I want to it and it won't come back to haunt me. I don't have to share it with anybody else. I don't have to wonder where it is or if it's having more fun with me vs. without me. The only baggage it has is what I put in its trunk. Unlike hearts & spirits, it has a warranty to cover what's broken. In fact, all it needs is a little gas to be satisfied and ready to go . . .