HOW MANY WAYS . . .

Can you spell "boring"?

I'll give you a couple hints to get you started:

• Work ridonk & stress-filled hours, so fall to exhausted sleep almost immediately upon reaching home, thus taking advantage of NONE of the many fine things that NYC has to offer, which is the reason why you live there in the first place.
• Bolt wide awake from exhausted sleep at 3AM and have panic attacks until alarm rings due to thinking about working ridonk & stress-filled hours, thus becoming & feeling haggard and cranky and old media-haggish.
• The one night you leave at a normal hour, it's because you have to have MORE TESTS to find out what you caught when you WEREN'T working, then go to delicious dinner at fab NY scene called Jewel Bako where you see Natalie Portman and have a teensy plate of the most deliciously expensive sushi and don't care because a rep is picking up the tab, then go to some dive bar on Avenue A where you end up downing Kamikazes and playing the "either/or" game and forgetting your driver's license and scarfing down pieces of Bleecker Street Pizza at Midnight because the teeny plate of the most deliciously expensive sushi isn't going to stop a roaring hangover and . . .

Well I guess it doesn't sound that boring after all, does it:-) TGIF!!!